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Hello and welcome to the all-new Ricky Javees show with me, Ricky Javais, Stephen Merchant,

hello, and Carl Pilkington.

All right.

You say, uh, all-new, Rick. In what way is this all new?

I mean, it seems very similar. It's me and Carl. I suspect we're going to be talking bullocks. I'll tell you what's new about it. This time you have to pay for it. Well, that is a nice new development. Yeah. But what about within the content of the show? Any of the classic features, Monkey News? Well, I think Carl retired Monkey News.

I don't know why.

So that's been axed.

It's just that we'd sort of done it all. Do you know what I mean? But will it be coming back in the future? We might do something with it, yeah. Yes, I think there'd be a campaign, you know. If I know our listeners and I don't want to, then they'll be doing an internet campaign now to bring back Monkey News. I just want a quick question, because I'm a bit confused. Is this show 13, because we've

just done 12, or is this show one of the All New Rickettsia? I didn't know where we are. Show one of the All New Ricketts of A Show. Right. Is it, though? What do you mean? Well, that's like that question that I put to you about, say if like, I don't know, we

do something wrong to this world, runs out of whatever we need.

I don't know how it works.

You put yourself down, I think you do, and I think you've probably...

No, just whatever, whatever the reason is, if it...

You are talking yourself to have a job with NASA, putting yourself down like that.

I think you know exactly how the world works.

No, no, no.

But, you know, just like, say if we had to go to another world, right, what year would

it be?

Yeah.

I explained, I told you, it depends.

Because it doesn't matter where you start, right? It depends what a year is. A year is a year,

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