S01E06 - The Trainer, The Leech and The Mortgage

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2018

⏱️ 18 minutes

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This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Vicki Baron Luke Booys Jack Carmichael Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:54.0	We Fix Space Junk by Beth Crane
0:57.1	Episode 6 The Trainer, The Leach and the Mortgage
1:02.2	And The Mortgage I'm Yeah Is that Fabio again?
1:42.3	Oh, what the hell does he want? No idea.
1:45.0	Hang up, I don't want to talk to him.
1:47.0	Why does he keep calling?
1:49.0	Who knows? Who cares?
1:51.0	Ugh, looks like we're here.
1:54.0	Wow. The internet is practically medieval out here.
1:59.0	Looks like it's going to take hours to download the info pack.
2:02.4	It's a small repair. We'll be fine without it.
2:04.8	Sure.
2:05.8	Can you play the brief again?
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