Hello, I'm Josh Ridicom and I'm Rob Beckett. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell.

The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which

I would say can be a little tricky.

So, in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation, and to make me feel

better about my increasingly terrible parent in skills, each episode will be chatting

to a famous parent about how well they're coping, or hopefully not.

And we will be hearing from you, the listener, with your tales of lockdown parenting while.

Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

Hello, you are listening to Lockdown Parenting Hell with?

Arthur, can you say Rob Beckett?

I can't say Rob Beckett.

No, I can't.

Can you say Josh Ridicom?

Josh Beckett.

Oh, it looks like Arthur's got his favourite.

You will notice you can only hear my voice listeners, that's because Josh Ridicom is currently

late, so I'll let you know who that was.

This was my son Arthur, age three, who in a second week of lockdown, snuck an orange

highlight a pen off the table and decided to colour his entire willy with it, to make

that as worse.

He must have really enjoyed the sensation of colour and he's just knobbing as my six-year-old

daughter said, why is he so big and standing up like that?

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