If you buy her one margarita, she will spread her legs.

If you buy her two margaritas, she will pounce right on your penis.

After three margaritas she will grab your penis and ram it right up her anus.

What happens at the time?

Two, three, four, five.

She will strap it on and take you.

What? 1,9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1.

1. Two, one. One. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the world source for anti-social commentary.

One of your host, D. Simon.

Get that on your knees and kiss this man's feet.

I'm Lance Wackeray.

If I was that dude, I'd be dreaming of boob.

We're going to stay here all night if we have to, so let's get started. Can I go when this starts to fuck?

Good evening, welcome to Sick and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm on your host

you Simon. And I'm Lance Wackerley. The Wack is back. Kate's working weekends now

so it's kind of difficult for her to do the show.

Well, it's difficult for us to do the show because I work all week.

And she's working weekends and a couple days off during the week

and just scheduling is kind of tough. and I know she just started this job and it's kind of intense like you know she's

did I tell you about this wackeray she's working at a like a high-end vintage store like fashion vintage or whatever on and have like

work for famous people to come in there and so why she's been like she's been having to do like work with the personal

assistant of some like famous people I'm not gonna say I'm not allowed to say who but I'm going to say the name

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