Our warrior ancestors were kinky-ass motherfuckers. They would do things like sniff each other's nuts.

They would get naked in the gymnasiums and they would only have a little string to keep their foreskins in place while they wrestled, all oiled up and

you know wrestling on the dirt floor so they get all dirty and oily and a little bit of

pre-cum would seep out of their cocks and it would kind of seep through the string

and then these beautiful women after the guys wrestled would come and scrape all the

pre-cum and the oil, the olive oil on their skin and the dirt off their bodies and then sell it.

Bottle it and sell it as a pre-workout energizer to other males.

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Is the sick and wrong podcast

because it's a very good podcast

Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah, it's a funny funny funny

funny show sick and wrong podcast is a wonderful podcast. It's a miraculous

podcast. It's like the best podcast in the whole wide wide world

Good evening welcome to sick and wrong the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm

on your host, see Simon. Hi, I'm Kate Rambo. Hi ya. What's the crack there, Kate Ramboe? Not much, mate.

I'm tired. What about you? I've got no crack and boring.

Well, we're recording early this week.

Yeah, I know, I'm thrown out of a loop.

Yeah, the schedule is all the rye here.

We're recording early this week because we're heading to the

Bay Area this weekend for Ozzy's third birthday. Yes, by the time people are

listening to it we should be horrifically hung over in a graveyard in San Francisco and I will be complaining because I will have been forced to spend the whole weekend surrounded by children.

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