My nanny, my mum's mum used to make me a jumper every Christmas.

Anyone else have that?

She used to make me a jumper every Christmas, much better than the ones in the shops.

No, no it isn't. I remember one year she may be this burgundy monstrosity, sleeves way too long and in the front she'd embroidered blacks go home.

I said I'm not wearing that.

It's burgundy. And the sleeves are too long, you crazy races tour. Christmas is my favorite time of year. Join me Christmas is my favorite time of year.

Join me Liberace this Christmas Eve for a musical tribute to the holidays where we'll have a host

of celebrity guests singing a medley of your favorite songs.

Oh! Good evening welcome to Sick and Wrong holiday show spectacular. This is the

17th annual Sick and wrong holiday show spectacular.

I mean, it's literally time to slit your wrist.

Almost old enough to buy porno and cigarettes.

Yeah, almost old enough to vote. Well, in Britain, you could get married at 17. Yeah.

I mean, we'll get you have sex with someone at 60. Yeah, we're all shocking.

What's the age to get married in the United States? Anything? I think it depends.

In the South. The South it's like 11. No, it's got to be 15 and so I'm like, yeah,

bullshit southern's dead. I don't know, what is it in Bay City, Seal?

What, the marriage age?

Age of consent.

Well, I'm talking about age of consent.

I'm talking about getting married. I think you, I think age of consent. I'm talking about getting married.

I think you, I think age of consent is 16, I think.

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