Juries are made up of 12 people who are so dumb they couldn't even think up an excuse to get out of jury duty.

I'm just proud to be a part of the American Judicimal System. I mean, uh, Judeoical.

I was so happy to be picked for jury duty. It's like watching court TV, except I'm in the TV. Just like the boy from Willie Wonka.

Judeical system?

No.

Deidicimal system.

That ain't right.

Listen, living, listening to Sikronan.

Sicken Ron.

Yes.

You listen to Sikronan.

The Sik and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary. I'm on your hostie Simon. Hello, I'm Kate Rambo. Hi-ya. Kate and I are very hungover. I might hurl. If I hurl, you have to keep it in, don't edit it out.

Or hurl to the left, not to the right. Oh, that sounds like a cool new rap song for the kids.

Rural to the left. Me and Kate are actually in the Los Angeles sick and wrong studio.

Because you've been visiting for the past couple weeks. And we went and got wrecked last night at Jumbos. My favorite place. I love Jumbos. I want my ashes scattered in Jumbos. Kay's home away from home. You really do love that place. I just love the atmosphere in there. It's just great. And there's like just hot chicks dancing. It's great. It was funny because if you go there like past, I would say 10 o'clock, you're going to be in a queue. You're definitely going to have to wait. They have the big like, you know, the velvet ropes and everything and you're going to be in a queue. But if you get there like, you know, before nine, you should be fine. So it was like 815 or something. And Kate's like, We got to go. We got to go. Let's get going. Let's get moving. Like you were so nervous about getting to jumbos before the queue. I wanted good seats. And we got great seats right in the front of the bar. Like all the strippers could look us in the eye. It was fantastic. I was doing a little pre-gaming at home, you know?

We were. We were.

We were.

We were.

We had a wine listening to, I don't know, what did I have?

The new time record that I bought. And you're just like, come on, we got to go. There's no time here. There's no time for this. Yeah, we had to go. Straight to business.

Got to get to Jumbos.

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