I am a white transmasculine, femme, non-binary, temporarily, mostly able-bodied, neurodivergent, obsessive,

compulsive, chronically ill, culturally Jewish, Unitarian Universalist, non-monogamous, demy-low

romantic, gray demibisexual, survivor of acute and complex trauma, millennial... Listen, living, listening to the Synchronon.

Sick and Ron.

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God, what a bunch of scumbags good evening welcome to sick and wrong the world source for antisocial commentary i'm one of

your hostie simon hi yeah i'm nasal fisher kate rambo are your anal fissures back again i have my

nasal fissure back this is like probably the worst nasal fissure I've ever had. It's so painful. Ooh, yeah. You really need to curb your cocaine usage. I really need to curb my job usage is what it is. It's my job that caused it. So your job's going to be cocaine?

I wish. My God, I would love that job if it gave me cocaine. I know I did work with a crackhead at one point, but he wasn't exactly a hansy with the cocaine. So do you have to go back to a doctor to check out your anal fissures? Yeah, I'm going to have to go. And then it's just an awkward thing. I mean, your brother won't care about the anal fishes, but I would like to state here that it is my nasal.

Neasel. Yeah, I'm going to have to go. And then it's just an awkward thing. I mean, your brother wouldn't care about the anal fishes,

but I would like to state here that it is my nasal. Naisal. It's in my fat Nordic nose. Are they going to have to, like if it gets infected, are they going to have to cut your nose off, like that meth dealer? And what was that movie of Velcroft? Salt and Sea. Oh, Salt and C. I was thinking about that. I was like, I've come to terms in my nose over many, because I do have a distinctive looking nose. People have often said it looks like I've been punched. But it's just a Nordic nose. It's just like a fat Nordic nose, and I like it now. So I'd probably get it reconstructed to look exactly the same. Would it look like Michael Jackson's nose? Well, he didn't have a fat nose. He had the exact opposite of the type of nose I have, do? Yeah, I know, but he had like that really kind of thin, elvish nose. Why not do something like that? I don't want that type of nose. I want a fat nose. Like I want, you know, I kind of look like it's my, probably my Indian genes coming through as well. But I wonder what it would, like, I wonder if they would do that or if they would give you like a cap to put over, like if they'd cut your nose off completely so that it'd just be a hole and they'd give you like a you know like a cap like a fake nose that you wear like you strap

like a mrs know, like a cap, like a fake nose that you wear.

Like you strap on. Like a Mrs. Potato Head, I could have a different one every day. Yeah, like you strap it. Just like the guy in Salt and Sea. I want a Hitler mustache one then. You should get a sick and wrong grouch on Mark's one. I'll have that. I'll have that for the weekends when I'm feeling silly.

But Monday to Wednesday I'll have Hitler,

because they're like the Hitler days of the week.

You know, where you're grouchy, you're not very happy.

And then I'll start pepping things up.

I'll have a dali mustache.

It might adversely affect our sexual relationship.

I think you'll probably be harder than you've ever been before.

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