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Sick and Wrong Podcast

S&W Episode 836: The Tragic Kingdom

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

For Kate’s last week in California, Dee takes her to Disneyland to explore the many tragic deaths and mishaps that have occurred in the so-called happiest place on earth. Kate’s Fake Mum calls in about an identity crisis at work and Marshall Island Tony is rather upset with the hosts of this podcraft. Sign up...

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0:00.0

You know, one thing adults don't realize is that there are security cameras on all the rides.

0:05.0

So even when it's dark and moving slowly, people are watching you, so just keep that in mind.

0:10.0

Some people have seen some real stuff go on at Splash Mountain.

0:13.0

And also, you know, so if an adult is getting a little bit too aggressive with, say, Goofy who's wearing a costume,

0:20.0

like I said, Goofy will cross his arms, and all of the costume characters have people around them in the crowd who are keeping an eye on them, and those people will come and disperse the group of people, or they'll actually take the adults to a separate location. There's no such thing as Disney Jail. They don't take you up to Rapunzel's Tower, tower but they do have places that are out of the way of the park where they can get adults to sort of sit down and chill out for a while.

0:42.3

Listen, living, listening to Sequenon sick and wrong yes you're listening to the sickerun

1:00.0

and wrong the world source for anti-social commentary god what a bunch of scumbags

1:07.2

good evening welcome to sick and wrong the world source for anti-social commentary I'm one of your host, E. Simon. Hi-ho, hi-ho. It's off to Podcraft we go. My name is Kate Rambo. Did you like that? Kate Rambo was a good little jingle there. Yeah, I just came up with it. Right off the top, too. And it's top uh, it's, it's topical. Get to that in a minute. So Kate Rambo's back in old blighty. Sadly. And I'm a lonely Jew. And I'm a lonely, Norvinslag. Lonely Jew with a broken heart. Oh, it's not broken. I didn't do with you. Stop being so dramatic. Jesus. No, no, but it's a bummer. You know, you got to go back to the UK.

1:48.0

Yes. was it not broken i didn't do with you stop being so dramatic jesus no i'm no but it's a bummer

1:46.2

you know you got to go back to you can you're not able to stay in l.a yet when i came back here

1:52.5

my my instant first thoughts apart from when i was waiting for the plane you have to wait

1:56.8

with everyone who wants to chat to you you're like i don't want to fucking chat to you i'm

2:00.5

sat here reading a murder book i have ear earphones in. Leave me the fuck alone. But as soon as we landed in London, I was getting the tube, I was getting the Heathrow Express, the overpriced Heathrow Express. My main thought was, God, everyone here is so fucking ugly. What in? So fucking ugly. I just I I saw like, there's a particular look to like a London rat boy. People know what I mean. It's like a ratish type look. And I just saw him and I was like, I don't want to be in this country. I hate it here. Hate it. I hate it. And I hate him and I hate them. And I hate being one of them. Get me back across the water.

2:35.3

So you want to come to L.A. where it's just shallow vanity. Well, I mean, there's a lot of ugly people in L.A. as well. Don't get me wrong. But it's a different type of ugly. And I'm sick of looking at these British people. I'm sick of it. I hate them. So what do you think you're going to miss the most about Los Angeles?

2:51.2

Caliban?

2:53.2

Not my weird. sick of it. I hate them. So what do you think you're going to miss the most about Los Angeles?

2:51.6

Caliban?

2:52.6

Not my weird goblin.

2:53.6

You guys really forged a bond though.

2:56.6

He forged a bond with me.

2:59.6

That cat loves me.

3:01.6

He follows me around.

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