Do you think your wife meant to kill you?

No, I think she meant to destroy me in the worst possible way she could by taking away my man

who had not, so that I wouldn't be able to be with another woman.

She didn't want to be with anybody else and she didn't believe in divorce.

And so when I tried to leave her, she got really upset.

You know, it hurt her. Listen, living, listening to the Synchon.

Sick and Ron.

Yes.

You listen to the Synchronod? The Sick and Wrong, the world You're listening to the sick or not.

The sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags.

Good evening.

Welcome to stick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

One of your host, East Simon.

Hello, I'm the other host, Kate Rambo.

Happy birthday, Kate Rambo. I suppose this is going to be on Monday, isn't it? So yes, it is my birthday. Yeah, your wet and wild birthday show. Hey, it's going to be sizzling. It's a sausage party. Yeah, this is going to be a full-on sausage party, and that is a double entendre. Because one, most of our listeners are male. And I think everyone in the current YouTube live stream right now are all men. So it is a sausage party. But two, the subject of this week show, also is no stranger to a sausage party. So, yeah. I'm not stranger to a sausage party. I mean, I've been in buns for years. I like

hanging with the boys. I'm in several boy group chats on WhatsApp. I like hanging with the lads.

Pretty much like all the parties I went to when I was in England, they were all sausage parties.

There's just me, you and your cat, and your cat's male. I'm male. Yeah, it was definitely a very, it was a sausage fest over in, over in England.

In Blighty.

So how's your birthday been so far?

Have you been wanking to Nicholas Cage films while wearing a Nicholas Cage pillowcase

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