I like to take out my teeth before I begin, nibbling on your filthy skin.

Who's on a skin nibbler?

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God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to the sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm on your host, Dee Simon. And I'm the other one, the over ghoul, Kate Rambo. The other gould. That's a bit weird then. The other ghoul.

What's cracking there, Kate Rambo?

Do you know what, Dee Simon?

This is the first week in probably this year that I have not gotten drunk.

Whoa, you've been sober the whole week?

I've been having, I've had a few whiskeys every day, but usually there's one day a week where I get like blind drunk, but it's just not worked out for me this week. So I've had like a pretty sober week. So I've seen what life is like through the lens of a sober person. Let me tell you it's disgusting. I'm back on it this week. Yeah. I love how you're like, I haven't gone a week without drinking anything. I just have gone a week without getting blackout drunk. Like, yeah, I have one day a week where I'll, like, you know, I'll put on records and I'll listen to the Ramones till like five in the morning. And I've not done that this week. I've just not found the time to do it. I've not opened a single bottle of wine,

but I've been drinking whiskey. Yeah, I can tell you one thing. I'm never going to stop having one day where I get blackout drunk, where I'm like at home and I wake up the next day, still fully clothed with my shoes on. I'm like, how did I get here? Yeah, I'll have that one day. release. I need it. But during the week, actually, I kind of pretty moderate drinkers have to get up so early for work. Well, obviously, because I work graveyard. What happens is I finish work by 9 a.m. I'm at home and I'm like sat there having a couple of whiskeys. And then I'm away to bed. So my day is a bit different to yours. Yeah, because you're back on the morning. You'd have to daytime drink. Yeah. And then get up. It's a lot harder on your body sleeping through the day because you don't get a proper sleep. So I just try and like, I just have a couple just to like, you know, take me off to the never land of Sleep, but I can't get blackout. Yeah, I went out drinking in Hollywood with Danny the other day. First time I've seen Danny since the pandemic because he's one of those guys that did not leave his house. Yeah, I'm not jealous that you went out with Danny. Fuck Danny. Hi, Danny. I'm jealous of it. It was funny. We went to a bunch of different bars and like, I think I was mentioning last week, like, people are like, fuck the mask. No one's wearing masks now. But the bars have signs that say, unvaccinated people must wear a mask on the honor system. Loll. Who's doing that?

What cretan of Los Angeles has honor?

Like, who's going to do that?

And they don't enforce it.

It's not like they're doing like temperature checks, you know?

It's just like, yeah, it's just, oh, on your honor.

It's like leaving out a bottle of vodka and just being like, just have one shot on your honor.

Yeah, it's never going to work out.

No.

But anyway, we're going up.

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