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Sick and Wrong Podcast

S&W Episode 792: Illinois Enema Bandit

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This isn’t a shit show but it is a SHIT show as Dee tells Kate the story of Michael H. Kenyon, the Enema Bandit, who picked butt only the tastiest ladies of Illinois and chose to cleanse their colons in watery ways. Florida woman allegedly crashes children’s birthday party, rapes teen. Sydney hoarder killed man...

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0:00.0

Hey, Dee and Kate, Christopher Siege here.

0:02.1

So I'm listening to the latest episode, Dee, and I don't know where the fuck you've been for the past, like, however many years, but overnight oats are definitely a thing.

0:12.6

Anyway, keep it said, keep it wrong.

0:14.4

Bye-bye. Listen living, listening to the Sikronan.

0:28.4

Sick and Ron.

0:30.2

Yes.

0:31.1

You listen to Sikronan.

0:33.0

The Sik and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

0:41.4

God, what a bunch of scumbags. evening welcome to sick and wrong the world source for anti-social commentary i'm one of your hostie simon hello i'm the

0:46.6

other host joe rogan what's cracking there rogan fucking wish i was dead you don don't look like Joe Rogan.

0:54.9

Oh, Frank Fuck.

0:55.7

He's an ugly fucker.

0:57.4

Yeah, no, there's just nothing really attractive about Joe Rogan.

1:01.7

Neither in personality nor looks.

1:04.4

Yeah, I don't get the appeal, but apparently I'm in the minority.

1:09.4

I do like baiting folks who like Joe Robin, though. I find it funny when bros explain... It's bros who love Joe Rogan. What Joe Rogan was talking about or attempt to. Yeah. In an effort to impress a woman. Yeah, well, that's the typical kind of mansplaining activity, isn't it? Wow. they don't need to do that. All they need to do is just go to a girl, go on their phone, find a picture of Goatsey, and just show her it to her. That's what you do. And if she's like, if she's into it, then she's a grower she no she's a keeper yeah definitely i would agree

1:46.3

she's a keeper do you think joe rogan could investigate who was goatsie because he seems like the

1:51.0

type of cun who would do something like that no i think joe rogan is goatee this is a world exclusive

1:57.8

here on sicker wrong you heard it first i've always had my suspicions about that guy. And his asshole. Well, just the, I guess it's just the, how far that man could stretch his anus. He just seems like the type that could stretch his, he's so strong. He was such a muscular guy. He's, he's flexible. He likes to fight with people and spew knowledge on his show.

2:20.0

I just think he's the type of guy that could really just stretch open his anus.

2:23.6

I also think that his anus can stretch possibly further than anyone's anus has ever stretched before.

2:29.9

And so many men would just love to stick their head inside the anus.

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