Oh, but I'm not worried about fucking terrorism, man.

I was married for two fucking years!

What are they gonna do, scare me?

These fucking TWA hostages, I was a hostage for 58 days.

You got off light!

Oh God. You have been married? You have? Oh, you know, what's the face? Give him the face. Oh! See, it's just not me, folks! This man's been a victim. He's been a victim.

He's been a victim.

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Hello, Dee. What's going on? Uncle Dee.

Uncle Dee is heading up to the Bay Area this weekend to meet my nephew, Baby Ozzie, for the first time.

To go and take his far skin a gift.

Well, he's got a gift. His far skin is now a gift, isn't it? His parents could have taken it away from him, like his T-bird, but they've decided to leave it. I'm going to sneak in like a moyle in the middle of the night, just snip, snip. They're like, gotcha! And then run back to L.A. Is moyle like the due term for the scissors that they use?

Yeah, the moils, a guy that does the cutting. Oh, that's like a real, there's a real guy who like. Well, he's a doctor, but in traditional Judaism, the rabbi performs the brisk, the moil does the snip, snip. Oh, right. That seems a bit like, well, the Jews are all about saving money. You think it would be a one-man team. Just have the rabbi just rip it off with his teeth. Well, I thought that's what they did anyway. Then they eat it. With those sharp Jewish teeth, just ripping it off. Yeah. And then he eats it for sustenance. I'm proud of my sister and Jared making that decision, to be honest. I feel like unnecessary surgery should never be performed. Why do that? You know what? I'm proud that he's there honoring the European heritage of it. Because, you know, Shmuley is like, what? He's one quarter of British. He's like me. Yeah, but if he was, if he was British, if you know, Shmooley is like, what, he's one quarter British. He's like me. Yeah, but if he was British, if they're honoring his heritage, he'd be a British Jew. No, no, no, they're just, no, they're just honoring his British heritage. Me and Shmules are going to go to the pub. I'm going to buy him a shandy when he's two. It's all good. Again, I'm drinking early.

I bought him a copy.

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