I wanted to be a writer and I wrote descriptions of corn dances in New Mexico that were much praised by my English teachers.

But it was many years before I came back to any attempts to write.

I thought that they led very glamorous lives, living in tangiers and smoking hashish and sniffing cocaine in Mayfair

It uh... stuck as being very glamorous and easy and pleasant life

Little did I know Listen, living, listening to the Synchron.

Sick and Ron.

Yes.

You listen to Sick or not.

The Sick and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary. I'm one of your host, E. Simon. Hello, comrades. I'm Kit Trumbull. Hey, Kate Rambo. Hello. I'm glad you're able to make it this week. I was actually a little worried. I was a little concerned that you might be in Canvey for the weekend. Canvey? Have you ever been to Canby? How far do you live from Canvey? I've never even heard of Canby.

I don't know if it's a British town or British island, but Essex, I guess this is in Essex. We have listeners in Essex, right? We do. We have some very good listeners in Essex. That's bloody miles away from me, mate.

Okay. So this side of the country. Well, please warn that a dogging event planned for this weekend in Canvey is not essential travel.

So I was concerned that you might be traveling out there and breaking the law and not showing up on sick and wrong.

And I don't want you to get arrested.

Yeah, Essex police have issued a statement saying a social gathering, such as dogging, it's not essential travel.

It would be against COVID lockdown rules.

And so they issued a lockdown warning when they found out about this dogging event.

Apparently there's a website called,

Let's Go Dogging,

which shared with its 26,000 followers.

It's a lot of doggers.

Plans for this meetup in Canvey, Essex, which I'm not sure where that is.

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