You want my gun, come kiss me for it.

But not like right away. Don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where our faces get close to each other. And you know it's going to happen. It's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips, but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like too hard, but like, like, still hard, you know?

Like, hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you pussy liberals.

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It's a miraculous podcast.

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Good evening.

Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Antisocial Commentary. I'm your host

Dee Simon. This week, special guest host is Ozzie Tyler. Thank you very much for having me back on the show, Dee. It's great to be here. It's been a while since I've had you on the show. I haven't seen you in a while. It's been months. Why is that? Is something been going on? Like, have we shut anything down for a reason? There's this thing going on right now. Oh, there is? Okay, that's good

too much. I don't know if you notice that, but uh, Why is that? Is something been going on? Like, have we shut anything down for a reason? There's this thing going on right now.

Oh, there is? Okay, that's good to me. I don't know if you notice that, but it's good to have you back here in the studio, drinking Foster is like a normal Australian. Exactly. You did provide fosters again. It's been such a dark... I want you to feel at home, you know? I appreciate that's been such a dark year. I'm not allowed back home.

So, you know what? This is, this is really good for me. I appreciate it. I was wondering about that. I was going to ask you about how a pandemic life is treating you. Like, have you been able to go back to Oz? I'm actually not allowed back in Oz because America is on like the do not fly list. But you're an

Aussie national, though, right? I'm also an American

citizen. So it's actually America is on like the do not fly list.

But you're an Aussie national.

I'm also an American citizen.

So it's actually this weird thing.

One of my friends who lives here who's now moving back to Australia because Australia's done the whole comeback if you're a broad thing.

It was like, no, you're a dual citizen.

Like it's really expensive to get back to Australia.

You have to go, like flights are insanely expensive. And then you have to quarantine for two weeks.

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