S&W Episode 752: Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Dee chats with vampiric presidential candidate and former pro-wrestler Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey. UK teen killed teaching assistant in woods and moved body in wheelie bin. Florida man kills Burger King employee over drive-thru wait time. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

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0:00.0	But even if my wife were to divorce me after this speech, she brought North into the world,
0:07.0	even when I didn't want to. She stood up and she pretended that child.
0:13.0	My mom saved my life. My dad wanted to afford me.
0:21.6	My mom saved my life.
0:23.6	There would have been no Kanye West because my dad was too busy. Listen, living, listening to the Synchronon.
0:42.3	Sick and Ron.
0:43.3	Yes, you listen to the Synchronan?
0:46.3	The Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary.
0:50.3	God, what a bunch of scumbags.
0:58.1	Good evening. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World's Choice for Antisocial Commentary.
0:59.1	I'm your host, D. Seaman.
1:00.3	I'm Harrison.
1:02.6	Harrison. What's cracking?
1:05.4	Not the usual.
1:06.2	Yeah.
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:08.7	Recovering still.
1:10.3	Oh, you're still in recovery?
1:11.2	Oh, yeah.
1:28.8	Does it, does it still hurt as much? Or is it, has it subsided a bit? It subsided a bit. Are you still on the, uh, the paupers? Still, I haven't got my sutures out yet, though. Yeah. Oh, shit. Mm-hmm. I wonder if, I wonder if that's going to hurt. I mean, they don't have sutures for every single one though, right?
1:46.4	No, no, the sutures are in the back where they took out the giant strip of flesh. Oh, okay. Then they're going to stitch. So once that's kind of healed, is that the part that's the most painful? Or is it like the chia pet part in front? That's the part that's the part that's the most painful in the back, yeah.
1:48.6	But I mean, they took out a chunk of skin.
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