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Sick and Wrong Podcast

S&W Episode 697: Body Brokers

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Dee and Harrison contemplate a new business venture into the grisly industry of brokering body parts. Aussie horror film fan decapitates mother. Clown instigates massive brawl on UK cruise ship. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

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0:00.0

Sick and Wrong. What's the difference we've seen a wank and an egg?

0:06.0

You can beat an egg.

0:09.0

I'm Freddy Cougar and I'm here to say.

0:12.0

I love the sick and wrong in the major way.

0:14.0

I'm rid of Johnny Depp just to have some fun while I'm here at D. Simon and Harrison.

0:19.0

What's gonna happen on the show today?

0:21.6

Will it be a shit story or is that gay?

0:23.6

Maybe a guest appearance with Wacker Lee or video game news with Jeffrey.

0:28.6

It'll be hip and it'll be cool.

0:31.6

Kids don't take drugs and stay in school or you might end up like trucker Paul.

0:36.6

Friggie's out. Lick my balls bones Good evening, welcome to stick and wrong the world source for antisocial commentary I'm on your hostie Simon. I'm Harrison. Harrison, would you ever purchase a human skull, a real human skull if someone like called you, called you up and was like, hey, you want this?

0:56.4

Yes.

0:57.0

You have no qualms about having that in your home.

1:00.8

Yeah, I mean, I'd like to, like, know where it came from, you know?

1:05.9

What if someone's like, well, I found it, you know, in Russia is probably from, like, World War II? Great, perfect. So it could have belonged to, like, one, I found it, you know, in, uh, in Russia is probably from like World War two. It's great. Perfect. So it could have belonged to like one of your relatives. Well, yeah, as long as it's not like, you know, oh, I killed a child. We'll get it. Or like, you know, I found it behind the Walmart, you know, and there could be like a murder that needs to be solved with it or something. But if it's something like, oh, yeah, it's from World War II and who gives the fuck? Yeah, totally. What if it's like a 10-year-old skull from India? Because, you know, India, like I was doing this. No, I wouldn't be all right with that.

1:44.6

You wouldn't be cool with that?

1:45.7

Wait, in India, what you're going to say?

1:47.1

Well, they said right here that India is like the world source for skeleton and like skulls and and skeleton and human bones.

1:57.5

According to estimates, it says 20 to 25,000 human skeletons are smuggled out of India

2:02.0

every year through Nepal and China and Bangladesh. And the price ranges from $700 to $1,500 for a

2:08.4

full skeleton, human skeleton. That's pretty reasonable price. So yeah, I'd want to know if it was

2:15.1

an ethically sourced skull. That would be important.

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