S&W Episode 687: DIY Abortions

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Due to the spate of radical anti-abortion legislation, Dee and Harrison feel the need to share DIY abortion techniques. Man arrested in his underwear with wife’s dead body in passenger seat. German crossbow deaths part of murder-suicide pact by medieval sex cult. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus...

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0:00.0	Here's my real theory, though. If you're so pro-life and you're so pro-child, then adopt one that's already here that's very unwanted and very alone and need someone to take care of it to get it out of a horrible situation.
0:11.4	Okay? People say, well, why don't you do that? And I say because I hate fucking kids and couldn't care less. Couldn't give a fuck.
0:19.2	Don't care about about all about abortion
0:21.6	it's your choice case close the end bottom line and by the way
0:24.6	a three month old kid and your belly is not a fucking human being
0:28.6	okay it's a bunch of little congregate of cells
0:30.6	you're not a human till you're in my phone book Listen living
0:42.1	Listening to
0:43.5	Sikronan RON.
0:48.5	Yes.
0:49.3	You listen to Sikronan?
0:51.2	The Sik and Wrong, the world Source for Anti-Social Commentary.
0:56.3	God, what a bunch of scumbags.
0:58.6	Good evening.
0:59.2	Welcome to Stick and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary.
1:02.5	One of your host, E. Simon.
1:03.9	And I was telling Shorty, I said, Shorty, you may not even have to attend summer school.
1:09.5	This year, if you merely purchase the Wu-Tang double CD, you will get all the education you require.
1:16.6	And by that I mean, I'm Harrison.
1:20.0	I'm surprised you didn't abort that shorty, Harrison.
1:22.5	Yeah.
1:23.0	Oh, man.
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