Hey, this burger again.

Yeah, I just had an idea.

You ever notice that Mike Rotondo and the Batman Villager have never been seen at the same time?

It's just a thought I wanted to throw out there.

Fake voice, never seen in the same place at the same time.

You think about it.

Ah. you think about it you think about it you're listening to the

sick and wrong the world's source for anti-social commentary the And run. Yes. You're listening to the sick or not.

The sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags.

Good evening. Welcome to sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm on your hostee, Simon.

And I am Harrison. Harrison, I was going to say, how's your father's date going?

But it looks like it's not going well for you.

No.

Some massive intestinal distress over there.

Yeah, I made the mistake of eating subway tuna.

Oof.

Which it's like the, you're, you know, ex-lover you can't stay away from, even though you know it's bad for you I don't know man I remember I had my uh my run-in with the trots with subway tuna in college

they leave that shit out all day yeah especially in like metropolitan areas like like you went to

one on sunset isn't that thing refrigerated that stupid thing?

Dude, no. They don't give a shit. They're fucking texting. That whole thing is refrigerated. They're playing Fortnite. Where all the stuff is, right? You're just lucky there was in pubic hair in that. Maybe there was. Maybe that's what's giving you diarrhea. I'm on a budget and it just tastes good. I don't want

I should have got

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