I can't talk long, but I'm concerned.

This doctor, Sanjay, Grupta?

Yeah, I think he may be a phony.

Ah ha!

Listen, living, listening to Sikronan.

Sicken Ron.

Yes.

You listen to Sikronan?

The Sik and Wrong, the World Source for Antisocial Commentary.

God, what a bunch of scumbags.

Good evening. Welcome to Sik and Wrong, the World Source for Antisocial Commentary. I'm one of your host, E. Simon. I am Harrison, Harrison, Harrison. You know, Harrison, you don't sound tired, but you kind of look tired. Were you up early this morning to watch the Royal Wedding? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, I figured.

Yeah, I figured you'd be excited about that. Did you tear up a bit? I did. Yeah, I was watching somebody Twitch it. Oh, okay, you're twitching. Uh-huh. Were people twitching the Royal Wedding? Probably, yeah. You know, I was reading that, like, like, you can do it remotely. People throughout the UK were having parties.

Yeah.

You know, like when you that, you can do it remotely. People throughout the UK were having parties.

Yeah.

You know, like when you watch the Super Bowl or something, it's like, we're going to watch the royal wedding and they're having parties and serving like whatever English people eat like bangers and mash and cabbage.

I don't know what the fuck they eat these days. What do they like what do they?

Is there a parade or something?

They have like fucking Russell Brand sing rappers delight on a float or something. Like, what, it's got to be something like that, you know? I just, I don't understand why they, why they, like, laud these people. Why? It's just like their genetic superiority. It will be a diamond. Just because they were, they have the lucky sperm to be born in a royal family. It's like we need to revere them. Well, I don't know, but genetic superiority. Well, no, because of the imbreeding. Yeah. But no, I mean, it's like, you know, Prince Harry's seed is going to be more valuable than you. That's true.

You know? One time I stubbed my toe and then I died. Who would you rather shagged? Megan Markle or Kate Middleton? Megan Markle. Really? Oh, yeah. She's hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I find it really hot. Middleton is like, eh. Yeah, but Middleton, you could kind of like, I don't know, just, I feel like she's so proper.

Whereas Megan Markle, she's down to toss your salad. She kind of looks like a girl that'd be down to toss your salad. She kind of looks like Megan Jones a little bit. Cape Middleton tossing your salad is so out of character that I think I'd be more into it.

Oh, okay.

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