Hey, this is Burger, scourge of the Central Valley, calling in regards to the butt man

village.

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God, what a bunch of scumbags.

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Harrison, not missing in action.

Harrison's just not on the show this weekend.

He's out of town.

In fact, he's out of town with his father. Very strange circumstance here. I was like, you know, I hadn't heard from, it's not like we text to each other that much, but I hadn't heard from him all week. And so like on Thursday, I checked in. I was like, hey, dude, can you record Saturday? He's like, no, I'm out of town this week.

I'm going to meet my father.

I was like, where are you going?

He's like, no, I'm out of town this weekend, but I'm going to meet my father.

I was like, where are you going? He's like, Mexico. I was like, Mexico? What, for what? Just a family vacation? He's like, no, it's a thing that my dad does every year. It's just this retreat. And I was like, well, what kind of retreat? He's like, well, it's an orgasmic enlightenment retreat.

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