S&W Episode 630: Dirty Harrison

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2018

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Dirty Harrison tries out for the LAPD. John Steele rants about the Youtube Shooter, the Paterno movie, and historical smoking in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

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0:00.0	When you ain't getting laid, it needs some excitement.
0:04.1	Go to Adam and Eve.com and type in the code word get-all.
0:10.5	It's D-D-I-D-L-E.
0:14.3	Like your stepmommies to do, your sister, and you.
0:19.6	This is the show
0:21.4	fuck all the rest
0:24.1	anal toys
0:28.4	and midget sex
0:30.4	shoot some snack
0:34.5	break out the bong
0:37.1	D. Ann Harrison Choose some smack, break out the bong.
0:43.6	Ian Harrison will keep it sick and wrong.
0:49.3	Keep it sick and wrong.
0:55.1	Good evening. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Antisocial Commentary. I'm your host, Simon. I'm Harrison. Harrison, it's my lady's birthday this weekend. Oh, yeah?
1:02.2	The girlfriend's birthday this weekend, so I've got to record the show a little early, early this week.
1:07.3	Her parents are coming down, staying in the sick and wrong studio.
1:11.1	Okay. Now how much they're going to enjoy that. Oh, yeah. You know, it's always kind of funny. Like, when your parents, how often do your parents visit? My mother visit once a year. Does she stay with you? My biological father usually visits once a year. Yeah, she does stay with me. Wait, so what happens? Do you, like, do you sleep on the couch or do you guys both share a bed?
1:29.9	Whenever anyone... visits once a year. Yeah, she does stay with me. Wait, so what happens? Do you, like, do you sleep on the couch
1:28.5	or do you guys both share a bed?
1:29.9	Whenever anyone,
1:31.6	we don't share our bed.
1:33.7	Jesus Christ.
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