S&W Episode 616 – Wile E. Coyote: Abortionist

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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In the first episode of 2018, Dee and Harrison share their concerns on the legalization of marijuana for recreational use. Pennsylvania cop plotted to blackmail wife while she planned his murder. Florida man devises his own method to deliver an abortion. Phone calls.

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0:00.0	Now, what's wrong with you?
0:02.8	Tonsolitis?
0:03.8	Appendicitis.
0:05.0	Yes!
0:06.0	Nobody's died of Tonslitus around here for a while.
0:09.7	Appendicitis.
0:11.1	Nothing to worry about.
0:13.4	Scalpole?
0:14.4	What if the joint were in somebody else's hand, like your surgeon, your lawyer, or your local
0:18.6	policeman?
0:19.8	Would you still say marijuana is harmless?
0:22.4	Or not?
0:23.6	No, let's see if I can still make a strict lie.
0:28.6	You know, I don't want to be all judgmental, you know, but this is sick.
0:31.6	It's sick and wrong.
0:44.3	Ah, listen, living, listening to the cyclone.
0:47.3	Sick and Ron.
0:49.3	Yes. You listen to the cyclone?
0:50.3	The sick and wrong, the world source for anti-socialary. God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to Stig and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary. One of your host, Steve Simon. I'm Harrison. Happy New Year there, Harrison. Yeah. You sound real happy. What's happy about it? Yeah, no, I was not to say. Is this an unhappier year than the year before? No. It's a pretty fucking low bar last year, you know? Like some really terrible shit would have to happen. That was about to say. I mean, it's like... I'm just sick. I'm just sick, you know? How could this year be any worse than last year?
2:01.7	It can't be. I mean, it's... I mean, it's... But to be honest, it's like, when everyone's like, oh, you know, I'm just done with 2017, I need this year done, and I'll move out of the next year. It's like, dude, your life's going to suck next year, too. Yeah. all right it's not the year. Yeah. It's you. Time is essentially relative and meaningless. It's a human construct. Exactly. It doesn't matter. It's like your life is always going to suck. Yeah. Unless you like win the lottery or start shooting heroin or something. Right. So that's the first episode of 2018. The first episode.
2:02.3	Yay. So 16. Don't, if I cough, don't cut it out. All right? Leave it in as a posterity for when I'm dead, when they hear me, when I die. What do you have, like, cholera or something? I have scrofia. Scrofula? Yeah. Do you catch that from like a
2:18.0	Trins hooker or something?
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