I used to fuck guys my prison.

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Sick and run. Yes. You listen to the cyclone?. Sick and run.

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God, what a bunch of scumbags.

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Harrison is, well, not

technically missing an action because I do know where he is, but he, this is strange. He sent

me a very cryptic text this morning. I was like, I woke up like it was around 11. I'm like,

why is Harrison texting me at like 9 a.m.? So I checked

and I was like, 9 a.m. It's weird. He must have been up all night. He said he had a fleshlight

accident. I don't even know what that means. So there's a lot of ways you can have a

flashlight accident. I don't know what he is putting in the flashlight.

I don't know if he had the accident. Someone had it. Anyway, he said. Maybe he overreated it. Oh, do you think so? Possible. Wait, you're supposed to heat these things? No, but it's an option. It's a feature. God, that's, if you don't follow proper instructions. Maybe it wasn't a flashlight. plug can plug it in and it's like, it's warm.

That's pretty cool.

You know, Danny was talking about, um, was talking about like heating up a lube. Yeah, he was like, he warms up his lube. I was like, that's weird. In front of the fire. Maybe that dudes do. What kind of lube do you use, Danny? Tell me more.

Oh, by the way, my name is Ryan Keely.

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