So anyway, this Dominatrix is at my house, and I'm on the couch. She's like, fuck him in the ass with a strap on, right? And she whispers into my ear, bells are tolling under the waves to call their children home from the stars. And I'm like, ha, that's pretty weird. It's a pretty weird thing to say. Well, you're fucking me an ass with a strap on, but hey, you know, who am I judge? So after it's all that we're sitting there, you know, and I'm like, what was that thing you said to me? My ear? But when we were doing that, and she's like, I didn't say anything. And I'm like, oh, fuck. This is going to get worse for it. It's better. I'm Freddy Cooke and I'm here to say I love to take it wrong in the major way

I'm murder Johnny De I love to sick and rock in the major way.

I'm rid of Johnny Depp just to have some fun.

Walk here D Simon at Arizona.

What's gonna happen on the show today?

Will it be a shit story or is that gay?

Maybe a guest appearance with Wacker Lee or video game news with Jeffrey.

It'll be hip and it'll be cool.

Kids don't take drugs and stay in school.

Boy, you might end up like Drucker Ball.

Freddy's out.

Lick my balls.

Good evening.

Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Antisocial Commentary.

One of your host, E. Simon.

Good evening. I am Harrison. Harrison, I got to say, I... wrong the world source for antisocial commentary one of your hostee simon good evening i am harrison

harrison i got to say i i love that uh comedy bit you were doing and we just played the intro

the show oh yeah is it you know my favorite thing about that yeah was there was a little nervous

laughter a couple chuckles there and then some guys just having a conversation at the bar.

Where were you? I was at a bar called Liquid Zoo in Van Nuys on Sepulveda Boulevard, which is like a rough fucking area.

Where's Van Nuys? Is that north? Yeah, it's in the the valley it's like where they used to film porn

oh yeah it's like a really shitty part of the valley it's just like terrible it's just like

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