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Sick and Wrong Podcast

S&W Episode 570: Even Hitler Had A Valentine

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.

Transcript

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So you're going to perform oral sex on him. Then you can lick and kiss and suck and do whatever you like and do that up the shaft of the penis and along the side and around to his testicles. Hey, no problem. And then you take just the head of his penis in your mouth. That's all. And you drool great quantities of saliva down

0:23.6

the shaft of his penis. And then you grip the penis very gently with your hand and you

0:30.6

coordinate hand-mouth movements. So it's like that.

0:45.7

Listen, living, listening to the Synchranon.

0:48.7

Sick and Ron.

0:50.0

Yes.

0:52.1

You're listening to Sickronod.

0:55.1

The Sick and Wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

0:59.0

God, what a bunch of scumbags.

0:59.9

Good evening.

1:02.7

Welcome to sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary.

1:04.3

I'm your host, D. Simon.

1:07.7

Harrison is in rehab officially.

1:10.6

He went to rehab by this week, and I haven't even heard from him. I think when you go into rehab,

1:12.5

they take your phone away, and you're not allowed to contact the outside world. And apparently,

1:18.2

I think actually he's in detox right now. So he's probably shaking somewhere, vomiting,

1:24.9

having cold sweats, and he's probably not thinking about this show at all.

1:29.1

However, I do want to check into him to find out what's going on.

1:33.0

But yeah, rehab and detox in particular can be a scary place.

1:37.5

So anyway, yeah, we'll probably end up having Harrison back in about a month, but I'm not sure.

1:45.0

So this past week, I've been contacting slash begging slash bribing friends to be co-hosts for the next few shows.

1:54.4

So this week, thankfully actually, even on short notice, I was able to get a couple co-hosts.

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