What is more American?

The Neil Diamond.

I'll tell you what.

The two gentlemen on, is it too loud, handball?

Sorry, bring the talent down. Thank you, speaking about E1 over here.

Just sit there and wear that vest.

All right, it's time for everybody's favorite,

hastily assembled, unrehearsed rodeo program,

featuring two of the most self-involved individuals you'll ever meet.

We'll have guests, but they're for the sake of the schedule.

Would y'all please make welcome for day number two right here at the old National

Finals Rodeo here on the cinch stage inside the Cowboy Commons?

It is Rumpchette. It is Josh Hambone Hilton and the namesake himself, the Rumpshaker. Hello, Justin Rumpford. Wow. We missed him yesterday. God, it's good to have Jacob back. It's good to have that one friend that just makes fun of you constantly and tells you how stupid you are. Yeah. You know, you think you're doing good if you got a two-time announcer

of the year shi and all the big ones nope jacob does way better hey you know what since jacob is back

he missed yesterday we didn't get to bring it up but uh you know at rumchat we like to be a little

wild a little crazy so for two gold buckle seats at the... Hold on, let me finish. No. For two gold buckle seats at the NFR, if anybody here will do a body shot of Pendleton Whiskey out of Jacob Moorhead's belly button, we will give them two gold buckles... Right there. Right there, sir. Please stand up.

Thank you for making it weird. Okay, sir. All right. Get up here and lay down, Jacob.

He's not here. Let's wait. Let's wait till the end of the show. Okay. We don't want everybody to leave.

We got bigger problems. Oh, it's so good to be back

thanks for tuning in rub chat day number two

nfR round number two right here at the beautiful

pendleton whiskey desk up here on the cinch stage

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