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The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland’s Unexpected House EMERGENCY…

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy Interviews, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy:comedy Interviews, News

4.56.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Go to http://factormeals.com/sip50 and use code sip50 to get 50% off! On today’s episode of The sip, Ryland has an unexpected house emergency, Lizze can't stop crying during pregnancy, and the crew heads to Taco Bell to taste secret menu items!

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0:00.0

And the Oh, My theme for the day is Let Go and Let God. And I just said you have no God.

0:38.0

And that seems super homophobic. It's in me. It's not, it's not.

0:42.0

One marker.

0:43.0

Jesus died for our sins so if...

0:45.0

What?

0:46.0

The candle just went out.

0:48.0

Oh. Your slate blew out the candle?

0:50.0

No, it was out before I got up here.

0:52.0

Oh no, is the wick over?

0:54.0

Oh, yeah, I think so.

0:55.0

It's probably a good.

0:56.0

We should keep the sense away from your unborn child.

0:59.0

Are you kidding me even burning parabins around my pregnant ass?

1:02.0

You don't smell it or see it? I assumed because I've said

1:05.3

multiple times since prior to pregnancy. I don't want to be around your parabin

1:08.9

fucking burning ass. You would have respected that wish at least once in the past three years.

1:13.4

You watch me light it.

1:15.1

I assumed you would not be lighting a parabid candle in my presence.

1:18.2

I'm sorry that when I lit the candle I wasn't thinking of the unborn child. I'm not... of us all of us can get cancer from it and die it's not about the

1:27.7

unborn child sick of your weird sense my kids aren't allowed to play with yours. I'm sick of your

1:33.4

homophobia. It's all like I don't have a god. That's not because you're

1:36.7

acting like I'm not going to heaven. That's because you're

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