Ryan Stout - Dumbness Saves a Life

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind.

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0:00.0	Scorpion's out my gu homicide
0:30.0	Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population
0:44.6	I love it.
0:49.0	Ryan Stowell.
0:50.0	Hi everybody.
0:51.0	Stowty in the house got a new album we'll talk about it later, but I love you Stowty
0:56.8	because you don't suffer fools lightly.
0:58.8	I don't.
0:59.8	I'm just going to go through and you're stand up.
1:00.8	It comes through in your dress attire the suits that you wear.
1:06.2	You don't have time for the BS.
1:08.0	I can't do it.
1:09.0	Can't do it.
1:10.0	I said travel garment bag.
1:11.1	I do.
1:12.1	Well, it's a folding suitcase with wheels, but yeah, yeah, yeah, not just like the little
1:17.0	garment bag that you put overhead and then it gets crinkled and I'm not.
1:20.6	No, no, no.
1:21.6	How many suits do you own for currently in my closet?
1:23.7	There's probably about 18, but they don't all fit.
1:26.2	Wow.
1:27.2	Yeah.
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