Right, so I need a girl. I know some girls. I don't really know any girls. I'm good right now. I know a couple girls. I'm good. I'm

I'm in disaster. I'll self serve pumping. You know, I think it'd be weird for me to find a girl to pump here.

Like I'd be weird. Yeah, because you you're better than are we going right now? Oh, yeah, well, wait. No, we're not. No.

My fault is totally new. It's when it ruined. Not now we can't let go. I've got no heart and desire. My mother all fire. You're ready to take on to the top.

Welcome to the show.

I have the power.

Sorry. Welcome to show. It's great to be here at Castle Grace call. God. Yeah, right. Oh, man. We could change the name of the studio.

It is a it's a pretty epic intro. You guys have it really is. I know you guys all do podcasts and guests on other ones. And you know, you know, you got a pretty epic intro. Yeah. It's the rest of the show that's

sucked. I haven't figured that bit out at all. Yeah, I was like, I got a great intro. And then I just, oh, God. I just went somewhere. Let me sit down for opera here. There we go. I'll get back to the rest of it. Yeah. I mean, we do world's greatest Wednesdays. And that's a great Wednesday. Right, Michael? That's one of my favorite Wednesdays of the week. Right.

Let's see what you did there. You almost died. We haven't had you on and you died. You could have died. And I love you, dude. When you could have not been here. Now what I would. You're you're like, I know it's we're new friends, but you're a really good person. I know people.

I know a piece of shit. I know a lot of pieces. And I know good people when I meet them and you're one of those guys. And you had, because I listened to the other shows that you've done where you've told your story a little more, because I feel like you and I are like, they're like, Hey, man, you can you do the show to my key or you're like, Hey, man, can you just shut it? I go, yeah. And then I'm like, we'll talk on the air. And you're good. Yeah, you're good. You're going to wait. Yeah, let's wait. Can I interject? I actually don't know because I forgot what I was talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. You were almost. No.

Why? Almost no longer with us. Oh, dude, you don't know anything. Okay, this is going to freak you out. Well, it's a I've told it a million times. I don't mind telling it to your audience as well. But first of all, I want to say this. I almost hit you up right before the surgery. And asked you if you'd ever done this before. I really did. Because I was like, if there's anybody I know on earth that's been beat up enough to probably have done something, it would be you. And I was like, I'm not going to bug Alice about this. It's a three.

hour I was supposed to go in for spinal decompression or excuse me, spinal suppression, decompression, whatever surgery, supposed to be three hours in and out.

There was a complication. There was like a small tear in it was bleeding inside it was filling up instead of going down. So they said, now we need you to lay down for the weekend. It could take care of itself. And it didn't. So on Monday, he said, come on in. We're going to open you back up. We're going to sew it. Check it out.

This is like a spinal fluid kind of thing. Yeah. All right.

So I go back in and they fix it. And but I mean, again, like the ordeal of getting you back in there through the ER at Cedar Sinai, it was pouring down rain that day.

And all the homeless people shelter inside the ER. So they'll up there crazy that day. So they get dry from the outside and they're in there and they're yelling at everybody.

They're asking for loose change and people are like, no one's got that anymore. You know, they're they're yelling at people for a dollar to get a soda. And I'm just in a wheelchair being like six hours. It took me to get in there.

Getting panhandled when you just got like shot. And I'm just sitting here and they're going to wheel me over to homeless corner. I told that to open told that lady like copy that that I already do it. Okay.

I tell that I look over and I'm like, oh, don't wheel me over here. What do you talk? It's like five homeless people are like, oh, you and they have a six hours before you were even the best. Yeah.

Before they even took me back for the surgery, they do the surgery. I wake up. They wheel me into this like Gen Pop area. And they're like, you're going to be here for a maximum three days. Let this heal. Boom. You're out of here. Just still a long time. It is three turns into four, six, eight.

And the whole time I'm telling them I have this genetic blood disease that I've talked about a million times. It's called factor five light in. Yeah, I got that. Do you really runs in my family?

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