Mike, you got to fix your sleep schedule, man.

I was like driving.

I'll just order of plane.

You guys want to know something that I could be criminally charged with?

Yeah, and that's when you offered me the job.

Yep.

On my birthday.

I'll never forget that.

I'll ask you beforehand, and it won't be so chaotic, I promise.

Try to not act so surprised and disappointed.

Yes.

Ooh! worry less.

That's not even like a parody shirt. It's just an inspiration to people.

I figured I couldn't be funny on this podcast. I decided I'd be inspiring now.

Why did you think you couldn't be funny? It seems that my humor doesn't always translate. And honestly, also my shirts weren't even that funny. I just feel like they were too deep. I disagree. I disagree. I would say like a lot of your funniest shirts, the punchline was covered by the desk. It's at the bottom. So we need to get couches up in here we'll go with

that yeah we have we have talked about that the desk will be going at some point we're uh

we're busy busy but we'll move to couches at a certain point it'll be more of a chill vibe

uh yeah eventually we got what in the world is that? What? Is my iPhone 14 Pro Max? Bro, I've never had someone set their phone down and just take me out that hard. What? It's the case. What is it? What the frick is that big? It's like this, but the pants are moved on. No one. It has a hinder.

I love it.

What?

Is that Patrick's Star?

Yeah, I don't really. What's up with his face looking so weird? I don't know. It's from China. Is that supposed to be something on the side of the cheeks? Or is that supposed to say? It's like it's a glisten. Yeah, the glisten. Yeah. A good glare.

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