Hello and welcome to the nerve at night.

I am your host, Maureen Callahan.

And I would like to be your new Mistress of Darkness.

I'd like to push Oprah aside and take the mantle of the good witch, but I'm the

mistress of darkness.

So last week, on our very first nerve at night, we went all in on Ryan Reynolds, all in.

And like all criminal, cultural, I you know it's both actually with him because this guy admitted to setting fire to his elementary school

when he was a kid okay he says first he set fire to a tree first of all that is dark beyond dark and secondly it's very hard to set fire to a tree. First of all, that is dark beyond dark.

And secondly, it's very hard to set fire to a tree, okay?

And then he said it was like a wing of the school and we showed the actual front page from

the Vancouver Sun, the school burned to the ground.

Okay?

Recidivism rate high.

So Ryan showed up over on Seth Myers on Friday night. Okay. And what did those two talk about? How there's just some wholesome family men. We're not talking about arson or any of the other stuff in Ryan's past. So anyway, we're taking that apart. Okay. We are taking his appearance on Seth Myers apart.

And, you know, again, if these guys running these late night talk show hosts have any,

they're still wondering why they're dying.

It's because of this, okay?

Because of this bullshit.

I hope those of you who are actually watching and listening to this at night

are, you know, those of you who indulge are having a nice cocktail right now because it's well

deserved, okay? And, you know, then we're going to get to some troublemaker emails, of course,

and some lighter stuff and feedback. And we're still getting answers, by the way, to our first initial dilemma.

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