Ryan Plays Big Dummy!
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Brenta Smith from Shindown, hopefully coming up on the program at 4.30. In the meantime, the game is Big Dummy, 206, 803 round. Big dummy! Hello, Ryan. Welcome to the men's room. Hey, yo. Ola. Ryan, you on team sober, team not sober? I'm sober. I'm still driving home. All right, Ryan. Welcome to Big Dummy. Okay, our men's room pole. You're going to try one. |
| 0:24.4 | Will it be Snobie? I'm sober. I'm still driving home. All right, Ryan. Welcome to Big Dummy. |
| 0:21.9 | Okay, I'm in Zroom Pull. You're going to try one. |
| 0:24.4 | Will it be snake yoga, sword swallowing, breathing fire, or punching a cop? |
| 0:30.7 | Well, I may have gotten a little bit of trouble with the cops, so I don't want to do that one again. |
| 0:36.9 | So let's do fire breathing. Okay. All right. You never punched the cop, though, right? No, and I didn't punch him, but I didn't let him tackle me. What, did you just dodge it? I used his weight to put him on the ground and then backed away. |
| 0:54.7 | Okay. |
| 1:11.7 | I don't defense that thing, but, you know, I still got nicked for it. Yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen. That is how that story ends. I like that. I didn't punch him. Is that a felony? No, no, no, no. And actually, the whole thing got dropped. I had a situation happened at Tee Mobile Park. |
| 1:11.7 | I was trying to leave and T-Mobile Park. |
| 1:15.8 | I was trying to leave, and they didn't want me to leave. |
| 1:19.0 | They wanted to go in, essentially. |
| 1:21.6 | Okay. |
| 1:24.7 | So why did they not want you to leave? |
| 1:27.4 | Okay, so the whole thing started. So I was vaping up in the 300 level, and then they told me, hey, you can't vape. And I'm like, oh, okay, I thought it was just cigarettes, not bad. So I put it away. And then fast forward to like the, I think it was like the bottom of the seventh or eighth inning. somebody accused me of vaping again and I was |
| 1:45.6 | like I told the security it's like I don't even have my vape on me I handed it to the other person |
| 1:49.6 | that was in my party and I like oh we're sorry we saw to kick you out and I was like like no way like |
| 1:56.9 | like a good 10 15 people in the section were trying to stand up for me saying like, no, he's not vaping anymore. |
| 2:03.3 | You know, you got the wrong guy. |
| 2:05.4 | And then the cops came, and I was kind of belligerent a little bit. |
| 2:09.3 | So they went to escort me out and so I booked it for the exit instead of walking with them. |
| 2:14.9 | And then they eventually caught up to me because I started walking when I was about |
| 2:19.5 | 10, 15 yards from the exit. And they were like, hey, put your hands around you back. You're under |
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