I'd like to start today's show with the passage

from a guy named Carl Smallwood, no relation to Jake in Smallwood.

This is a guy named Carl. The Smallwood Clan knows no bounds.

They have a bad tavern. No he does not. He said while playing roller coaster tycoon one time,

while playing roller coaster tycoon one time, I remember that I was tasked with the mission of getting a higher

approval rating than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, I

instead built a roller coaster that launched people at 100 miles an hour into my

rivals park. Since technically these people died in my rivals park their approval

rating would plummet and I would and people would rush to my park and

straight onto my death coaster which caused their rating to drop lower and lower I did

this for an hour until the game said I'd want and ladies and gentlemen that is

why I can never have any modicum of power.

Okay. I just wanted you to find a way to, like I definitely thought Eugene Malek was getting

brought up in that. I kept going, all right, how does this relate to the sense I tried actually but I was like

I don't know how can I work Eugene into this and I just realized that I couldn't because like

I don't even know what's going on there I don't think Eugene knows what's going on there

I don't know.

I don't think that was written by Carl.

That seems like something Jesse would do.

Yeah, it does.

Well, here's the thing with this show.

We know we're starting the show at 4 o'clock.

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