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🗓️ 4 February 2021
⏱️ 173 minutes
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Subscribe, Rate, and Leave a Review! -Wallstreet Bets has nicknamed Dave Portnoy Paper Hands Bitch Boy after he sold all his meme stock -Would you risk switching penises at random with someone else in the world? -The dystonia cheerleader -Lil Uzi got a diamond implanted in his skull -AITA Thursday -Voicemails (01:36:00) Ryan Long joins the show. We talk about the success he had in Canada before moving to the states, playing with meme stocks, sketch comedy, and much more. (02:20:30) Alan Tudyk joins the show! We talk about his tenured career in sci-fi franchises, quitting stand up comedy after being threatened with violence, pirate school, and much more. Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @RyanLongComedy @AlanTudyk Subscribe to the KFC Radio Youtube Channel for the full podcast: www.youtube.com/c/kfcradio Subscribe to the KFC Radio Clips Youtube Channel for the best clips: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCspldj_2KhBix7eVxe2H8xg
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0:00.0 | Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
0:06.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
0:18.3 | And, you know, yeah, listen, if you have like a happy life and a happy family... |
0:21.0 | Great. You're a fuck ass, isn't for you. |
0:23.0 | Yeah, you're not listening. You haven't been for about seven years. |
0:40.4 | It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstle Sports Network. |
0:44.8 | Here, Barstle Sports led by the man now known as Paper Hands. |
0:51.2 | That Paper Hands bitch, Dave Portnoy, couldn't even hold the line for like two days. |
0:57.2 | Why did he sell? |
0:58.4 | Because he's a Paper Hands bitch. |
1:02.2 | Some men have diamond hands, some have paper. |
1:05.0 | Page views, paper page views is a soft little bitch. |
1:08.1 | I just learned all of these terms moments ago and they're all now my favorite words in the English language. |
1:14.7 | Paper hands and diamond hands. |
1:16.0 | You know, Wall Street's got great memes and great like terms and great everything. |
1:20.3 | I think is Ryan Long on this episode? |
1:22.8 | Yeah. I mean, like objectively, the Wall Street people are very funny. |
1:26.8 | Oh, it's hilarious. |
1:27.6 | Even the hedge fund, man. I'm pro hedge fund, I think. |
1:30.5 | I'm also diamond hands. |
1:32.3 | But people, people, you're not diamond hands. |
1:34.2 | Well, I just, I just... |
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