When they went through that interview process with Joe Brady, I was as confused as any Bill's fan.

And so I just called Brandon Bean and I was like, dude, talk to me. Tell me, tell me why.

And at halftime, Dirt said, hey, we're putting James. I was like, what? You just told me two hours ago.

Had multiple quarterbacks I play with clip their sweat glands up here.

Both so they no longer have sweaty palms.

When you go from six kids to seven, what you realize is it's a big decision only because

you no longer fit in a minivan.

Are we wronging because, boy, my brand, I woke up with a little bit of brain fog this morning, and I'm not a Harvard guy. But I found a bowl of creatine gummies. I had like five or six scoops of those right in my mouth. Instant, just cognition. Really? Yeah. Can I take one? Please take five. These are really just creatine gummies. They're not infused with anything else?

Just creatine. Okay. It's NSF certified too. Is it really? Yeah. Okay, that's important. Now, do I use the spoon or can I just grab? Dealer's choice. Okay, good. Yeah. And one is okay or? I mean, I just did seven. But yes, one is okay. All right. Guys, I'm joined here by my close my close friend good good pal of mine associate

oftentimes lover Ryan Fitzpatrick

Hey beau

I'm doing great how are you? How are you? How was your night last night?

My night was it was good it was where were you?

I went to bed at 11 o'clock last night, earliest in the history of my Super Bowl career. Wow. But I felt great this morning. At least feel especially great now they had a creeteen coming. It was good, yeah. I did text you last night and you never hit me back, by the way.

That's not true.

I swear to God, read out what I sent you. Okay. Read out what I sent you. You're right. You did. I did. But when somebody sends me after 10 p.m. The word comes, and it should be C-O-M-E. Yeah. And it was C-U-M.

Yeah.

To daddy.

I got no reply. C-U-M to D-A-D-D-I. Come to Daddy. Yeah. I figured that that was not going to make my way to see you because you were already a couple sheets to the win i did okay um but

i was in the middle of doing a show when i saw that okay that's exactly what i was hoping for yeah

and they're just like oh my god anyway not again all right well i was showing fits my notes last night

we have a lot of stuff i want to get through today um but i think professional yeah yeah this is before creatine gummies. My handwriting after is much better. Are you always green? Just eagles or? Yeah, go birds. No, it's, you know, my crayon ran out. So I had to go to the green marker. All of my kids say crayon except for Jake. Really? Yeah, Jake's a crayon guy, which is huge. Okay.

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