Ryan Conner

The Todd Glass Show

Misfit Toys

Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Today Todd is joined by Ryan Conner!

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0:00.0	Ms. Fit toys. Ms. Fit toys.
0:09.0	Hey, does anybody know how to get me the vaccine?
0:13.0	A little quicker, I need it.
0:16.0	Now, I need it.
0:18.0	Email me at Todd Glass Comedy at gmail.com.
0:23.0	Come on, you know there's some medical nurse that listens to the show.
0:28.0	Come on, sneak me ahead of an 80-year-old.
0:32.0	You know, just if they have extra at the end of the day, I'm not really asking for that much.
0:37.0	No, I need it because I'm an essential podcaster.
0:44.0	Guess what I'm doing.
0:47.0	I'm walking around my neighborhood.
0:50.0	And...
0:53.0	Oh, wait, what's that?
0:56.0	You know, I see stuff in the trash.
0:58.0	I don't really need stuff anymore.
1:00.0	When I first got my house, I was always, oh, look, a mirror.
1:03.0	Now it's like, what am I going to do?
1:06.0	What do I need?
1:08.0	Except that vaccine.
1:10.0	Can you hear the birds?
1:12.0	No, there's no birds right now.
1:14.0	But I am walking around my neighborhood.
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