Hello, I am the lead choreographer of Astasia, a wonderful glutist

circus act from the people that brought you Circta Soil. What they call it is a celebration of the

butt cheeks, the gluteus maximus and minimus in which we use our carefully choreographed

routines and do all kinds of butt cheek isolations to do things from, you know, making it look

like a caterpillar, turning into a butterfly, to the

slow clap that Charles S. Dutton does in Rudy. We do all kinds of iconic moments, but using

the art of butt cheek isolation. Thank you so much for having me. I am Sophia Alexandra.

Wow. Welcome to the pod. Respect. I am so excited to have you. And you know, what is a

crazy coincidence? What's that? I am here representing Zygogang, okay, which is a dance troupe that I

choreographed for.

And if you're asking, are they zygote?

The answer is yes.

But can they drop it like it's hot?

The answer is also yes.

You better believe it.

Oh, sorry, I got the wrong one.

Bring in the zygote now.

Bust the zygote gal dem.

They love whining.

They love it.

Oh, they're dutty whining these zygote.

You know, I like you.

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