Podcast 1 presents the Steve Austin Show Classics.

All right, everybody was from Steve Austin Show.

I am coming to you from the Brooklyn Skull Ranch in the South Texas.

I am using my Zoom H4N recorder, except this time it is not plugged into a couple of microphones

I'm standing on my front porch.

Joining me is Ted Fowler.

You can find him on Twitter if you want to at Ted Fowler 361. You might not

want to find him once you find him. Anyway, God dang Teddy, we came down here, it's been about a three and a half day week, weekend, whatever you want to call it, to come down here to do some work, shoot the breeze, have a few beers as what we're done now, and get a little bit of work done. But man on day one I got my ass off in

some deep ass mud in my caboda four-wheel drive tractor trying to mow. Now I tweeted out on my Twitter account Steve Austin

BSR the fact that I got stuck and I got a lot of people saying well because I sent a

picture of the Malay me walking there

while you was going over to get some basement here to putting them ruts and they said if

you'd had a John Deere or a Massey Ferguson you would not have gotten stuck.

Hey, I don't give a rat's ass of what I was driving.

Cabot is a damn good tractor and I'm not a spokesman for their company.

But it don't matter what I was driving would have been a John Deer or Massey Ferguson a case whatever

My ass got stuck because my ass is so stupid I got off in that mud over there by a pond

Damn Teddy but I got off in that mud over there by a pond. Damn, Teddy, you was over trying to spray the weeds.

We got a two-man workforce over here at the Broken Skull Ranch.

We're on a low budget.

We're trying to do things. We're trying to grow big deer and drink cold beer on a thin dime out here in South Texas.

Ain't a whole lot of workforce out here. So you was doing your business I called you up I said hey

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