Ruthless Toothless & The Lollypop Kids

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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New Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://betterhelp.com/badfriends & http://buyraycon.com/badfriends & https://www.doordash.com code: BADFRIENDS2022 YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriends 0:00 Podcasting From San Diego 0:57 The Reason Doc Can't Drink 9:22 Was Harry Styles In Harry Potter? 18:08 The Real Mexicans Of San Diego 25:05 Doc Has The Cutest Eyebrows 27:49 The San Diego Date That Never Happened 41:35 Rudy and Fancy Introduce The Show 45:55 The Day That Steven Brody Died 59:08 Doc Runs The Light On Stage 1:03:24 Doc's Gay Uncle's Story Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andres Rosende & Pete Forthun This podcast episode was sponsored by Candy Crush Sponsorships: on for this episode Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash DHQ. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. You two are disgusting.
0:37.9	You two are something. Bad friends. They were naked with you, weren't they?
0:43.9	They got naked. They got naked. My brother and I, my brother and Jeremiah got naked for you.
0:50.9	But you know what it was? Yeah. Yeah. But your brother, he lost. He got a little bit of
1:02.9	losing mentality. Like you, he lost. He lost. Lost what? And strip poker. Oh, it's strip poker.
1:10.9	Yeah. That's what it is. So, you know, it was in Jeremiah said, you know what? He did the
1:15.9	thing. Why are you cheap? Let's get to the cheap flap. Let's get the story now. Why aren't you drunk?
1:22.9	Why aren't you drunk? Oh, because I have the Dennis fucked up my two.
1:28.9	I was the two. Hey, two, O of two. Say it again. The Dennis fucked up my two.
1:35.9	I don't know if it's one two or two. It's two. It's one two. It's not a way.
1:45.9	Two. It's not. No, right? You know, you can get to the story, man. Okay. Why are you
1:51.9	Bill W now? What the fuck is Bill W? He started a joke. Come on anyway. Get to the story.
1:59.9	Yeah. Anyway. So I went to the Dennis and I was supposed to get a ruckian out. And then the guy went into my mouth.
2:06.9	And he fucked up the ruckian out. Right? And he drilled. Imagine what he does. Dude. I mean, what does he do?
2:13.9	It's yellow pages. Yep. No. Yeah. What? Craigslist? How does he get his dead brown pages?
2:21.9	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's all. He's the brown pages. He gets his dentist from
2:25.9	to grinder. Hey, man. You're too far. Come through. Yeah. I don't do two. This is though.
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