Most families are like, oh, you know, like, maybe we can just get what you talk about sports and the kids and everything else.

And you're like, no, would you vote for you.

What I recommend is that you take your phone, you put football on the TV until everybody shows up and then you put Tony Hinchcliff on.

If you show up to someone else's Thanksgiving, like the first thing you should do approaching the table is you say, if anyone here says a single word against Donald J. Trump, I'm punning the turkey.

Yes.

That second, the, the turkey is getting punted.

Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.

Just to catch a stray's over here.

You're in for a hell of a show.

Keep the faith.

Hold the line and own the lips.

It's time for our main evening. Oh, at last the fourth annual Thanksgiving

spectacular here on the Ruthless Variety program. Fellas, we've waited 365 days for this. Here we are.

A tradition unlike any other. And a special one this year this year yes Donald Trump is our president again yes

this is now the time to put your liberal relatives faces in the pee on the carpet like a dog

no there's a lot to be thankful for this yeah there's no question about. Remember, we have basics that we've laid out here over the last four years.

That, you know, there's a lot of talk about how you want to not do politics.

Let's not, you know, don't do politics with your family over Thanksgiving.

Our advice is precisely the opposite.

You should do as much politics as you can possibly wedge into your day.

Yes.

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