Rusty Scissors : Trippin with Opie and Matt

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🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Buckle up for a wild ride in this Supercut episode of Trippin with Opie and Matt, a lean, mean spin-off of the Opie Radio podcast! Join Opie, Matt and comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P as we dive into hilarious and unfiltered stories from the NYC subway—think breastfeeding moms, crack-smoking chaos, and a near Fight Club moment. Plus, we spill on guilty pleasures like rollerblading rinks and strip club shenanigans, with a side of hazy IPA-fueled confessions. No fat, just the good stuff. Subscribe for more raw, real, and ridiculous tales!

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0:00.0	Speaking of the subway.
0:01.0	Yes.
0:02.0	So you know how it's common that they have these like Venezuelan women?
0:06.7	They sell the candy on the subway.
0:08.5	Chocolate.
0:09.5	Chocolate.
0:10.5	Chocolate.
0:11.5	And they have peanut M&Ms.
0:13.7	And are they selling it for their basketball team?
0:17.1	Nothing better than a 30 year old kid going,'m so in kidding for my high school basketball team
0:23.2	and then you of course buy everything because you just want them to leave you alone that's fun right
0:28.5	let's not forget that every woman every Mexican hondo and Venezuelan chocolate chocolate
0:34.9	they have the kid strapped to the back in like that like a burrito
0:40.0	that hammock they got a yes like a burrito hammock so what did i see today on the way here two seats in
0:49.2	front of me she decides to breastfeed. Oh, please.
0:54.5	It's my, it's,
0:55.4	it's one of my guilty pleasures.
0:59.2	But she breastfeeding?
1:00.2	I need to know.
1:00.9	The fucking kids on the back squirming.
1:03.0	Like this.
1:04.6	So she fucking sits down two seats in front of me.
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