RUSSIAN AROUND

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Once again, Chipperson storms into Compound Media and takes over. Chip and Xia steal the show with crazy by creating a masterful bit with Russian accents. Cannon and Cumia do terrible Russian accents and spoil everything. The rest of the episode covers BollandBranch sheets, Monopoly pieces, Chip's lovemaking prowess and Hawaii.

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0:00.0	Bolin branch, honestly I like these sheets a lot.
0:03.6	I've ruined a couple of pairs because girls like them so much.
0:06.9	They're like, Chiperson, let me take off my clothes.
0:09.4	These Bolin branch, a short comfy experience, uncompromising.
0:14.4	What's that word?
0:15.9	Uncompromising?
0:17.2	Uncompromising, comfort with the best selling 100% organic cotton signature.
0:22.6	Hem the sheets.
0:25.0	I give you a bed to White House treatment with sheets that three presidents have fallen
0:30.0	in love with.
0:31.0	Well I guess it all depends on which presidents.
0:33.4	Hopefully they were in JFK's White House.
0:36.0	That's the one you wanted laying on you.
0:37.8	Not Jimmy Carter, that goody-two shoes.
0:40.0	I want to be stained by JFK and all this conquest.
0:43.9	Once they pulled over his face at the hospital.
0:46.4	He's left of it anyway.
0:49.4	Oh, I'm helpful.
0:52.2	You look the best sheets for that.
0:56.9	Bolin branch, dedicated to quality at every step.
1:00.8	And I know because Chiperson sleeps in these.
1:03.5	Chiperson makes love in between these.
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