Russia: The Bridesmaid of Europe

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Breaking down how the Russian invasion of Ukraine is just the latest in a long history of Russia trying to prove that it's way more powerful and important than it really is, from the nation declaring Moscow the "Third Rome" after the fall of Constantinople to its epic fails in the Crimean War and the Russo-Japanese War. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:21.0	What is up? Welcome back to soft core history. I am your host for the week. Rob Fox and I'm joined as always by my two wonderful co-host Jake Goldman.
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0:49.2	unfamiliar which I'm sure 99% of the audiences
0:52.7	with the gold man at the players right now.
0:54.6	Talking golf.
0:55.5	So the talking golf off the bat.
0:57.8	They took every players championship winner
1:00.3	and just mashed it into this, I don't know, like liquid man.
1:05.0	That's awful.
1:07.0	The Terminator 2 guy turned into liquid metal, but it's gold.
1:11.0	That's what it looks like.
1:12.0	Like what they should have done is some like unholy combination of all of them with like limbs and mouths and stuff and it's just like
1:18.1	that would have been much better. Island of Dr. Moreau. She killed me. The best part about it though was they redid the better than most shot on 17 that Tiger Woods makes the putt. and they show it to Tiger Woods and it's the
1:34.9	gold man.
1:36.9	What does Tiger Woods say?
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