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🗓️ 25 May 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Russell Brand and I feel nervous about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
0:30.0 | I can tell that we are going to be friends. |
0:35.0 | Welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend, friendly little podcast. It's just |
0:39.9 | chugging its way along, like a friendly little locomotive with big eyes. |
0:45.5 | What's that show that had locomotives that had eyes? Big eyes. Thomas the train? |
0:49.9 | Yes, I'm like one of the little Thomas the Tank engines. I don't think you are. |
0:54.0 | You've been on television for 27 years. I know, but we're a little podcast. |
0:58.4 | I'm like the machine behind you. |
1:00.4 | I'm a podcast now. I think of us as a happy little Thomas the Tank engine train. |
1:04.4 | It's got those blinking eyes. I'm of course the lead engine, the crucial part of the whole apparatus. |
1:11.4 | Nothing moves without me. Then I haul a lot of just freight behind me. |
1:18.4 | I got to point out, you can hear sonas here. You're like six compartments back. |
1:26.4 | You're a freezer compartment that holds just giant dead steers. |
1:31.4 | What? That sucks. |
1:33.4 | I'm sorry, you're very useful. That's the only way to get the meat to the Midwest. |
1:38.4 | To the Midwest, where do you think it comes from? Conan, take it easy. |
1:42.4 | That point is, normally, Gorley would be jumping in and objecting and saying, |
1:46.4 | you suck and not me, man. I do a lot around here. Hey, man. |
1:51.4 | Is he teaching John? |
1:53.4 | Yeah. But Gorley is not here today. Gorley is not with us. |
1:57.4 | And how's the podcast doing? Chugging along just fine without him. |
2:01.4 | My point is that I, the lead locomotive, ejected one car. |
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