Russell Brand Part 1
Maintenance Phase
Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes
4.8 • 16.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo! |
| 0:13.1 | Michael Hobbs is talking. |
| 0:15.9 | Could you hear a little, like my little sounds? |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah, all of it. |
| 0:19.6 | Because I was just texting my friend and I was probably just like making little |
| 0:21.8 | mm sounds while I was doing it. |
| 0:25.2 | I like that you know one of your main sounds, which is, |
| 0:28.2 | no, because I hear myself doing it. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm like, how many times have I done that in the last like five minutes? |
| 0:32.4 | I think I told you about being with, hanging out with my brother and |
| 0:37.1 | him sitting down and going |
| 0:38.9 | yeah i was like that's how old we are we're the age where we do that and he went it feels |
| 0:45.4 | better it feels it actually feels better i'm with your brother on this one i mean i don't think he's |
| 0:51.9 | wrong but i just think it was funny that i was like oh yeah you and me were in the same boat and he got real defensive. |
| 0:57.9 | What do you have? Well, I have two. Okay, I think I know which one I'm doing. Give me an A, let's A, B test it. Let's A B test it. Option A, here we go. Hi, everybody, and welcome to maintenance phase, |
| 1:06.8 | the podcast that has a cadence of jokes, |
| 1:09.5 | but are there jokes in there? |
| 1:11.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:11.7 | That's a spoiler for episode two. |
| 1:13.7 | You can't spoil the second part. This is, okay, you're ready for option B? All right, B, okay, do it. Hi, everybody, and welcome to maintenance phase, our potty podcast. Oh my God, dude, you're going to make me say the title of this fucking book, aren't you? I hate it. |
| 1:27.9 | He wrote a book called My Booky Book. |
| 1:29.9 | I hate it. |
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