What do you got there?

Cigars, would you like one?

No, cigar is a cigarette without any manners.

An Englishman said that.

Churchill?

No, I don't know which one one I just assume it must have been.

Of course it's an Englishman.

Because it's witty and it's an erudite and swift.

Exactly. What do you think an American would come up with that?

You know? You'd be bludgeoned with it by an American. I believe the English race was created just to give us American something to quote from

that's our whole function is to give you a sort of a backstory.

Yes, you're a lexicon with a nice green.

Thank you very much.

So you're cutting a cigar.

Yeah.

You can also use that for circumcision, you know.

I actually botched one before I came in.

I thought I'd trim the foreskin out of respect for your country

I know it's preferred here not that I imagined that our fallacies would necessarily

be involved in the conversation but I gave it a trim and it's not been a complete

success I'll level with you.

Is that the correct plural of fallis?

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