All right, you guys, happy Monday. I hope you all had a great weekend. We have a lot to get into. I think we should definitely start, by the way, with Russell Brand. Did you guys see the news over the weekend? He's been charged with rape and sexual assaults in the UK for incidents that are stemming back to 1999. And I'm dying to hear what you guys think about that. It really comes down to, I think, an interesting debate that needs to be had about the statute of limitations, which do not exist in the UK, hence the charges. Also, Joe Rogan has paid us a massive podcast compliment. Sort of. He called me a monster, but in a good way, I promise you. And there is also evidence, circumstantial evidence, that Ryan Reynolds authored the infamous dragon text message.

Remember Taylor, one of our dragons.

I think Ryan Reynolds was the one who wrote that, and I'll tell you why.

Let's get right into it.

Welcome back to Candace.

Right. Let's get right into it. Welcome back to Candice. All right. So where should we begin? Let me take you guys back on a trip to 1999. Okay, let's just all get into the time machine. I was 10 years old. The number one song in the United States was TLC's No Scrub. Take a listen.

Yep, I know that that is now going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

I'm sorry. I'm not sorry, actually. This was a great time, great song. Also, Britney Spears, let's not forget, she was just beginning to top the charts. She came out with her first song, her debut song, Baby One More Time. Remember this?

Hit me, baby, one more time. Man, that actually makes me sad. She looks so young, so innocent, so much has changed. Gosh, in just 25 years, Britney Spears. You had to be team Christina or team Brittany.

Christina also came out that year with her debut song, Jeannie in the Bottle. Also, the number one movie or a movie that had just come out, rather. It wasn't number one just yet, was the Matrix, which I feel like we're maybe living in right now, but remember this.

You take the blue pill. The story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill. You stay in Wonderland. And I show you how deep the rabbit

hole goes. Sometimes I really wish that I had just taken the blue pill.

My life would be so simple.

I had just taken the blue pill, but I kind of snorted the red pill.

And here we all are.

When it comes to technology, the internet was relatively new, definitely a new phenomenon.

We were using broadband and high-speed dial-up via cable modems.

We all remember the sound, or the best sound effect there, but you know what I'm saying when you were trying

to dial-up and connect. And that was really just the beginning of the internet becoming widely

available to everyone. And let's also not forget in 1999 that we were planning for

Y2K, the apocalypse.

Everybody was terrified. I was 10. And I remember hearing so much chatter about whether or not

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