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🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 118 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant, and what a weekend for theatrical comedians. |
0:05.6 | Some very interesting news comes up about our boy Hassan Menage. Menage. Menage, I think. |
0:13.0 | Yeah. How do we even know? How do we even know that that's how he pronounces the meat? |
0:18.0 | I think we'll get to decide where the truth is. I think that his name is 70% emotionally |
0:22.5 | true. But the Arnold Palmer that is his last name, the Arnold Palmer that is his last name, |
0:28.4 | we're not exactly certain on, so I think it's something you just flow with. You go with. |
0:31.9 | You know what I mean? Yeah. The actually annoying thing about Hassan, you're going to get these |
0:35.9 | fucking jokes, you deserved it. But I like his size, he's a charming guy, nice dude, |
0:42.1 | it's always been nice to me, but you deserve this. But the crazy thing about the whole situation with |
0:46.8 | him, you know, lying in his specials, or about the stories in his specials, is that like, |
0:51.7 | if you know his real life, he has these insane things that have happened to him, |
0:56.6 | like completely separate. Like when he came to America, it was on a boat with a tiger. Did |
1:01.6 | really? Did you guys know? Dude, I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was actually, he was like |
1:06.7 | lost at sea, and it was him and a tiger on a boat, and they like forged, they forged this like real |
1:13.1 | friendship. That's crazy because that, okay, that makes perfect sense because the tiger |
1:19.7 | I went before he came here, I know he grew up in a jungle. It's like a bunch of animals raised him, |
1:26.3 | like he got to speak to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like a crazy, |
1:30.2 | disliked, and the tiger, he must have made good with tigers, and the tiger was a real enemy. |
1:33.8 | Yeah, dude, they should, they should make a movie on his life. They could, dude, he told me this |
1:39.0 | one story about like going to White Castle with his Asian friend, and it was like, it was one of |
1:44.0 | the most unbelievable stories I've ever heard of. It's like, it's only shenanigans. |
1:47.3 | They can galore. They was shenanigans galore, and I'm like, why not do that? |
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