Russ Gets Really Really Hurt
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Russ. Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:02.2 | Random, random, random, random, random. |
| 0:04.4 | Liquor and Horst. |
| 0:06.2 | Licker and horns. |
| 0:07.2 | Russ, welcome to program. |
| 0:08.6 | Random question, question. |
| 0:09.6 | Let's go on this one. |
| 0:10.8 | Random. |
| 0:11.8 | How did you really, really, really hurt yourself? |
| 0:15.6 | What were you doing? |
| 0:16.6 | Oh, well, I'm sorry, funny story here. |
| 0:24.8 | I was up late one night, smoking a brisket, and I decided to split some wood with a hatchet. |
| 0:35.0 | I missed the wood and went straight across my hand. |
| 0:39.3 | And this happened during COVID and tried to get into a bird serum during COVID. |
| 0:44.8 | So wait, where did you hit yourself with the hatchet? |
| 0:49.1 | Right in my hand instead of the wood. |
| 0:51.5 | So you're splitting wood for your smoker? |
| 0:55.1 | I was splitting wood for my smoker and missed the |
| 0:57.7 | wooden right across my entire end. |
| 1:00.6 | All right. So now it says during COVID, you're trying to go to an |
| 1:03.7 | emergency room during COVID. How long did you have to wait, given the |
| 1:07.6 | nature of your injuries? |
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